#29 | icks | you’d have to end it if your partner did this… instant ick!

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On the night. Hazy light. Band of brothers. Playing tunes. High is quiet. Midnight waves. Surfing through till daylight breaks. Rhythm. Hit us different ways. Lover. Music's out. We prayed with our tongues in cheek. Band is how we like to speak. And yeah. Times change. But no matter what the bond remains. Brothers.

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Hello and welcome to Latin on the. This is episode 28, a podcast where two best mates of over 20 years invite you to join their safe space, where all manner of subjects will be discussed. We'll focus on a specific subject matter first and then answer your questions, dilemmas or need for advice or handled anonymously. So sit back, relax and enjoy the podcast.

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How is it going? It's episode 29. Fuck off. Is it really? Yeah. Oh, shit as well. Another in a long list of fuck up some really? What other fuck up happened this week? None. But no, there was, because we asked people to send me questions on Spotify. Yeah, that. Yeah, that's that's that, that's true.

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That's not a, you know, that's that's not a mate. So with addresses straight from the off, we said for people to ask questions on the episodes on Spotify because Spotify have recently come out with a feature. It was not a recent feature, but you can leave comments under the episodes. Yeah. There might be something in an episode that someone says that you think, actually, let me respond to that.

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Then it creates a great platform to do it through Spotify. Exactly. And then I read them, then we publish them and they're all available under each episode. Now, Spotify recently said, why don't we give the podcasters a bit of, kind of a bit of community spirit and let them reply? So they open it up and we said, let's do this.

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So we made an announcement last week to say, you write a comment, we'll reply or we'll talk about it on the podcast. And then Spotify turned off that functionality and fucked us right in the bum. So why turn it off? I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. At least tell us you get to do that. Not just like I know.

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You said it was back. I can't see you again. You can't say it. Brilliant. Well, you have to say it. So, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. That might be the case, but, Anyway, so what we've got there fucking around with it, whatever they're doing. But we can't have it on and off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did have a couple that come through.

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All right, one of the questions. Would you rather fight a chicken every time you got into your car? Or fight an orangutan with a sword once a year? So you. A dragon thing has the sword? Yeah. Orangutan as a sword was one fight a year, but, But then you've got a chicken every single day in your car, and you remember that,

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Hey, that mad chicken you out the fucking big boy. And he would just attack everyone. Barry. Humans. You know? Barry. Barry. You a big, big boy. Barry. Barry. You imagine Barry was. Every time they think. You think you can fuck up a chicken. It's not easy. Especially cockroach. They aren't. They don't fuck around. They're super aggressive. And it does hurt when they jump.

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So what happened? What happened with Barry? He was beat. He was just a big fucking chicken. He was a bantam cockroach. To be fair, he's not even as big as an actual chicken that you're talking about a cockroach. I full sized cockerels at the big fucking bird. Yeah, yeah. Whereas what I had Barry, he was a bantam cockerel, so he was about half the size of a normal cockerel.

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And the fuck. Yeah. And you saw him. You saw it. And if you if he caught you, he caught you behind. So you didn't know he was there. And he. Right. Right. I mean, he's blind spot. He would run up and fucking kick you in the back of the legs like, you know, you know, knees up. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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You know when you go down and you next you knees dip. The amount of times you done that it jumped up tendons I mean anyway. So an actual chicken inside your car that ain't nothing. It's not like you just grab its neck and wring it. It's not that easy that that's an orangutan with a sword is impossible to beat you, couldn't you?

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An orangutan would fuck your shit up. He'd bend you in two. Ricky. Yeah, but if you've got a sword as well. Oh, hang on a second, I saw. Did you say that? I thought now I'd say every time I fought in the wrong attack with a sword. If I had, if I had a sword. Yeah, I find so.

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I think that's right. I don't I don't think that's in the question. I just presumed I'd have a sword because that's fair. But no, I ragtag with the sword fucking. Now I know I went have to take that on, which is swinging wildly at me and jabbing at me, and I've just got my fucking hands now. Yeah, it has to be the chicken.

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You couldn't be an orangutan. Hand-to-hand combat that I know. They're not like gorillas, but their arms are not. They still. That will still absolutely fuck you up, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. So it's got to be the chicken leg. No matter how much you annoying it would be. Every time you get in the car, there's a chicken there ready to go.

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It's, And bearing in mind I get in the car 3 or 4 times a day. So I've got four chickens a day. Well, okay. And. All right, I'll try. I'll take my chances. Yes, they're running a second because you've got a you because you do get in your car 3 or 4 times a day. It's not saying I'm making up this rule, by the way, that in the morning you open your car on the chickens there, it could be at any point.

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So you get in the car in the morning and it's not there. You drive to work, you think, fuck, I'm going to drive out and get a sandwich. Then you open your car and the chickens. Then you're like, fuck's sake, what's the chicken can pop up at any time, any time, but be once a day, any time, once a day.

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I've just, I've just Google some kind of human, beat up an orangutan. Beat up. Okay. I would not mess with a large, mild orangutan. You will be crushed into a million pieces. Okay. And the sword is. He had, Scoville chicken. Oh. Well, the skin is another opinion. Well, I thought you could go.

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I could have a YouTube video. There's a video of it murdering a man. What should I want to look at? Apparently, that I could do the sound for the audience. Just. I've been, I might be says, Yes. Orangutans are generally non-aggressive and timid towards people. Should this single combat situation occur, I would simply shout at the open question until he or she run away and then claim victory is not.

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We're talking about Matt. You got you got to try and kill it. Yeah. Okay. Can I come for a note? This tactic works against a lot of animals, including leopards, cheetahs, wolves and small bears. Single combat is a breeze when neither side actually wants to eat a fuck. Is this Matt be form of warfare officer? The Royal Navy is made it up.

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This is Quora by the way. Anyone can write anything. Call the The second question we got got diagnosed with ulcerative colitis at 18 years old. Yeah. Safe to say I'm eagerly waiting for the in or out episode. I feel like a sleeper soldier. But we know a few people with ulcerative colitis. Well, actually, I think I know more people have ulcerative colitis, and I think live like a normal tummy.

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Yeah. No. Mean. Yeah, exactly. Everyone's getting fucked up, but, Me you thought you had class or something like that, and it's just a nothing. It's nothing. Yeah. No, they thought it was wheat allergy, and then they thought then they just went to IBS. Extreme case of IBS. And now I think it's just nothing now, right? No, not.

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No, it's, you've got nothing now. I've got chronic pancreatitis. I don't think you have. I'm calling it bullshit, Greg. I'm not a mental people to with on the internet to to get sympathy and money. Yeah, yeah. That's what you did. Okay, I'm going to start a GoFundMe, for for an operation that doesn't exist. Well, we're going to say we've also had an email.

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I normally I wouldn't bring this up, but I'm gonna. Sexy dreamer. We've had an email in about a sexy dream. This is a reason why I've brought it up is because this is the second email this week on a similar theme. Well, it's the same thing, really. About a month ago, I ended up joining your club, the Sexy Dream Club.

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I told my dad about it because he listens to the podcast. Well, we said never thought about that. And that he that we said. So he's discussed it with dad. I can't really say anything because someone else wrote in and accused you of being the root cause of their sexy dream. And now I'm believing him. Somehow you've caused it to happen to me.

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I can't remember the bloody dream, but it must have been a fucking good one. Fortunately, I slept naked, and so the poison didn't get me. But it may have got the message of Jesus. Now, this hasn't happened to me since I was 14. I was on a school trip to Berlin in brackets, not saying why I went there, because I'll sounds like a psycho.

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I've. That is that is where you've just made yourself sound like a psycho. Why would you not go to Berlin at 14? What were you doing? What? Why? Why would you sound like a psycho? You know, I kind of want to know what is. How can you be a psycho at 14? He's dead. He's got a Nazi fetish.

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I reckon that's why I think I basically that young to develop a fetish. I know it happens. It happens. I don't know if there is another 14 year old other than this bloke who was 14 and had a Nazi sex fetish. I never know what dream of 14 I don't remember having. Is it for a shut up? He was having who she was?

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I think my mind's been more of an adult look at it. But yeah, probably more back to back. One thing I've ever heard. Yeah, I've just got a late onset wet dreamer, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. But I'm not. Going in reverse. But anyway, so he's just come clean about me talking about it as offset the six strings for him.

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And there was another guy who emailed in and said exactly the same thing. Am I starting a trend? I hope so, I really do, and if there is anyone else out there that, I would like to be in these streams, to be honest, and I, I'd like to be we want to be in the stream and I look, if you if you have another blast off before Christmas, we're having a sexy dreamers meet up and we have up in London, I will I will have to come clean about that because I have had to tell you, you've had to do nocturnal, operations.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You haven't told me I did. Yeah, I did, because it's just weird. Did it just frigging show everything I know we do? And it was a weird one as well, because it was. It was before my cousin's stag day. So, like a day or two days before the stag. And I thought that. So getting that nocturnal emission out the way is good because nothing's going to happen while I'm there for 3 or 4 days.

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The day I got back, it happened again. So it's like, what I don't understand, I think. I think your body knew you were in a safe place, so it needed to get out. And when you got back from the stag back, we're back home about safe. It's like when you first go to, you know, a hotel room and your body goes, right, go on.

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Another poo. I don't want. And I think it's because because, you know, like when you're playing football, you never need a poo, even if you need one, right? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you're doing that too, like running or your, or your presenting to a, unless you've got issues with your stomach in your Bo. Yeah. Generally your body knows when and when you, when you can't or shouldn't need to have a poo.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you tell me if I'm wrong. People like it. Maybe we should say this for the in or Out episode, but the minute I wherever I am, the minute I close the door in a hotel room, my body goes right now. Poo. Every time, Ricky. Every time now. I think it does. It does happen for quite a lot of people, you know, it is weird.

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I mean, it is safe. There's no pretty safe. Then the.

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Yeah. If you do this now because you're going to be vulnerable. If you do this now, you're safe. That's my thing is, I'm built instinct, that you say it. Oh, fuck. You do that. Tickle me British podcast awards. Yeah, we're going to be doing this until the very end of August. So we are. We're telling everyone to vote for us in the Listeners Choice Awards and the British Podcast Awards.

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Go to British Podcast awards.com/voting. You'll be presented with a kind of box where you can find out you need to write lads anonymous info for it. To all I populate, you'll see our logo. For some reason when you get to the you an anonymous. That's only when it appears tonight. Why not my fucking technology? Right lads? Anonymous click on us, click submit.

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Confirm in your emails and hopefully that we might be able to, turn up a some award ceremony. That'd be nice. Yeah, I'd like to see Dumb and Dumber say. Yeah. I mean, if we get shortlisted and we go, and I've said this, I have to wear something, you know, that is going to bring attention to us. And you're going to hate me.

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Yeah. And you'll have to wear one of those t shirts that point at me. It says I'm the stupid. And it would be really good. Yeah. I, you know, I can't put myself out there and then say I'm not doing okay. Well, I can, I can I know if I listen to the podcast because. It's gonna give us a fight.

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Yeah, man. Please do. Now, today we are going to be talking about X and on episode 24 we it's titled embarrassing, embarrassed an X a series. We've got on to X. We just knew it was an episode within itself. So here we are. And if you want to go back and listen to that, it's got the best something.

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Only you know, one of the best. So go back. Listen to episode 24 and we are going to jump straight into X now on the internet. It describes it as a feeling of disgust or aversion towards something or someone. What are your ex do you have there? Is that do you have like X for different genders, different environments, different situations like that?

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For men, for men? If I see a man snot or spit on the floor, it's like, you don't like it, mate. I want them dead. Wish they were dead. What about women? I hadn't actually thought of that, but I don't know if it was a snot. Actually, yeah. It's disgusting in a smile by you much you don't.

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You rarely see footballers spit in like they used to. They used to go up. I remember Ian Wright flight. The phlegm that would fly out of his mouth was unreal. Maybe I was super into it because he used to play for Arsenal, but yeah, or the nose clearing on the nose is a great way to know. It's like I've never been out to do that, by the way.

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I don't know how to do it. I see men walking along like they're playing football, but they're just walking to work and they clear their nose. I love this, we fucking do in. We've just gone through Covid just like it. Can you think this is all right? Even before that? It's fucking Grossman. Absolutely disgusting. I can't I can't get over that.

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And even at the urinals that Tottenham, you'd be, having a piss. Did you hear someone do a grainy phlegm? It straight into the urinal. You hear it ding into them into the metal trough. It's just it's a cock not cocks out before necessary. That's, That's my. Is it really? Yeah. Just cocks that come out way before they necessarily need it.

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So is that.

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General of. I've had it a few times. So is that like approaching, a urinal if you're already out, if you're 3 to 4 deep in a queue for you in a urinal, there's no need for your cock to be out already. Just you're just essentially got your cock out in a room full of men. Yeah, you may be waiting for the toilet, but it takes two seconds to you.

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Don't let it just hang there and have a conversation with me. What would happen if mate in front of you? Oh. Sorry. You were just looking around to see if I'd come into the toilet and you had accidentally grazed against someone that's already got their hooker waiting. Yeah, it's not great. No, that that isn't. That is disgusting.

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And I do I if I, if I'm in a queue of, urinals waiting to go, I do I'm doing my belt and the top button. Fine. But they came out. I'm not waiting there. I said, yeah, it's too much. And and what is it about gym changing rooms that that merely the door from the hallway to the change room in the gym.

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That piece of wood means that all the men feel like all the cocks can come out immediately, but you can walk around willy nilly. He's like, seriously, they're men. Like, it's just like. It's like, oh, like public decency goes out the window in a gym changing room. It's like, no, I know not to like football changing rooms as well.

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You remember this? Yeah. You can go through your life never seeing your mate's cock, but you play a game of football together and you happen to be in the change room and all bets are off. You might see all of them. Yeah. You would. Yeah. Yeah for sure. Did you? Was you ever. Did you ever feel uncomfortable where people like it and getting their cocks out.

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Well initially when he was a kid that for some odd reason and I just got yours as well, don't you? Yeah. Yeah. Like, for some odd reason, I was never afraid of getting naked. Getting the odd boy out, and it's, you know, it's it's not, like, natural. It's something to be proud of, but I just. You just think we're all.

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We're all geezers. We've all got. I'm like, it gives a shit, man. Just now you get me out. I agree with you, but it's just it's just no one talks about it. No, no, it's not like, by the way, your your playing 511 a side football. This is your new team by the way. Yeah. No no one did.

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That doesn't say to you by the way, you're going to be absolutely fine with getting your cock out in front of everybody. No it's no. And it's fine if though if there is a pre warning. If this is the idea though, this is the normality you have to learn and you learn quick break because you don't want to be the guy getting undressed with a towel wrapped around his waist.

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He's got to show his cock now I not exactly. Oh the towel wrapped in the boxer slot. Slightly wriggly there. Right that round. You right? Yeah. And you're just doing that awkward. Just get it. And I know what this is. Get it? We've all got one delay, but I do think you all. It's your job of your dad to prepare you for that.

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Yeah, because how do you know how to behave? You have to learn quickly by looking around, guy and. Right. Everyone's comfortable. I'm comfortable. Cock out. Yeah. And. Yeah. Assess the, environment. I remember when I first started at my previous job. This is like ten years ago. And in the building, they had a gym and I was like, Molly, I get to use the gym at lunchtime.

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I'm going to do this. Went to the gym, came back, and it's like my first week. And some geezer that was in my, open plan office recognize me? Ricky has it go blah, blah. So. Yeah. How's it going? My. How are you finding there? You find anything, right? The canteen is really good in it and stuff.

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For all the sudden he's tore his tore dropped one of his feet, was on the bench. Yeah, right. I was just with the towel up and down for his crotch. This is a bit much. I've only just met you. I know, it's like. All right, okay. This is what we're doing. I'm a I'm a writer. Then I'm fine.

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If this is how we're going to get there. We're just chatting and drying off. And I was like, all right, fine. And then I was like. As I was walking through the the corridors, I was like, fuck you. Now that was a bit much, even though I've just only just met this guy and he's he's just asking me about my life and, you know, swinging one at me.

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Yeah. I pull my chair in, have a look. He's opposite me in the same street as the guy in my ear. I draw it now. Is it? Yeah. Good, good, good to go get a coffee. Yeah, let's do that. Let's say that. Lovely, wonderful. Oh, Dicky McGee, the other that I had, I worked with this bloke who. You might even be listening to this.

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Jed. His name was legend. Worked with Paul Street. He was the head of sales and, I don't think there's a world where you really need to see coworkers, cocks. You don't need to see him. Right? Because you're trying to maintain a working relationship. We played the game of football again. All bets are off. Okay? MI5 is like football is.

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Unfortunately, it was work. It was assholes. Training ground was disgusting, right? But that's where I played a 5 or 6 game. What? Yeah, about 5 or 6 years longer than that. Would have been about eight years ago now. There was a, like A5A side game against all these companies that are in the space. And we had to go to kind of network and, and you, you played football at like the officers training ground.

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Yeah. I did not like that. It was about. Yeah. But eight years ago. So I wanted to do just, you know, not like, you know, like you were just saying about my nocturnal emissions. Yeah. And you said we should be telling each other everything. You should playing football at the training. I'm glad you didn't tell that. Actually.

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I'm glad. It's just, it was just so many, like, your boss. Guys, we're doing this today. This is your job. Okay? It was one that, Why did I bring that up? Oh, yeah. So, anyway, we getting changed afterwards? Jed just got the old chap out very quickly. Right away. Jed. So you think the. Every time I look at your face, I won't picture your cock?

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If you think that's not going to happen, then you're great. Thank you, my friend. He hadn't even played football ever. Just come in and they. For just going to get naked. Now just sit on the bench. So is there like, like, what about if if, like, if the female does anything, is there anything that you think I'm just knocking that just.

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No I like like if like he said spitting and it's not a man on the street is just for anyone. I'm not. I think, passive. I don't like it. It's a irritating trait, but passive aggressive and passive aggressive women or men? Anybody? Yeah, I've experienced it more with women than I've been. That. Yeah, that nothing whines me up quicker than that.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one actually. That is. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Because yeah, you're, it's a way of controlling a situation. But while pretending to be sort of holier than thou and, you know, I don't know how to describe it, but I it's always something I can. I'm even so sensitive to it that I see it, see it when it's not happening or I'm sensitive to it because I see it so much.

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I don't know, it's it's like controlling aspects in people's relationships. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. I see a see cycle, seeing other friends in relationships that are being controlled by one person or the other and you like. And I don't mean like, I mean like it's some of them will go out of their way to stop the other person for having a good time or will that don't seem to have the best interests of their partner at heart.

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Like case in point, right? It's like when we talk about a thousand lads holidays and stuff. Yeah, but my missus went to Tenerife for four days and I paid for it to go. I said, go have a great time in some, some, some relationships that wouldn't be allowed. They wouldn't want their partner to go away for four days or five days.

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They would want them to not have that experience. And I don't really understand why. If you think your partner's going to cheat. Yeah. And you want him to stop going because of that, then you really need to look at your relationship. Yeah. You can't you can't put barriers up just because you think they're going to get filled in every five minutes.

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Because there are there's a deeper, deeper than that. If you genuinely think that that's going to happen. Yeah. You need to talk, needs to figure out if you're in the right relationship because you think the minute I give my bloke a looser leash or whatever it is called, yeah, yeah he is instantly start shaking people, then you don't want to be with that person.

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Hey. Yeah. If I can't under control, he won't shag other people because I can't even pop into Tesco's and leave him in the car park sitting in the car. As soon as I get back to the car, he's got some bird over the bonnet. I just can't take my eyes off. Yeah, fucking take their pick. Yeah I yeah, yeah yeah I yeah that's a good one actually.

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There is, there is a few that people send in as well just to

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Get you going er bad grammar apparently for one gentleman. Bad grammar and any email or text messages. WhatsApp. It's an EC that they just cannot abide by. I don't get it, I get it. But, there are places where I think WhatsApp messaging is a free for all, but it's not fucking. I don't respect you lot. It's just I'm not reading through things twice, just in case I've got it all right.

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No, I just, you know what I'm saying? It's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is the reason. One thing that you do, like you said, you know what I mean? Like you'll reply and say, yeah, I will come out, but then if you spelt, yeah, wrong, you'll correct yourself and put the actual way you spell. Yeah, I know what you're saying.

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Flash underneath. Yeah I think yeah I know, what do I do I, I, I can't be asked to go up to the free buttons, click the edit. Yeah, yeah. It's much quicker just to type the word. Yeah. But what space, what spaces. What the fuck. What about WhatsApp groups? What spaces? What the fuck is that? WhatsApp groups, then your mates.

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The shit that goes on WhatsApp groups. It's not. You're not there to know it's you. It's carte blanche. You can do what you want. I think. Yeah, I'm. But that's the the emails is massive. Yeah. Work emails through. Why you communicate with anybody outside. Yeah if you like. There are people you're putting yourself a massive disadvantage if you don't figure out what the free days are.

00:28:48:05 – 00:29:07:11
Right. And if you use the word the wrong one consistently, why not twice? It can just be a mistake. You know your brains work when you're typing. You might get it wrong, but if you consistently use the wrong there. Yeah, or don't know where to use commas, or if you're having to write a large piece of, text or communication, you've not paragraph properly like.

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The most obnoxious thing I find is when someone sends me a block text to read. I'm not fucking reading it. You can't be asked to put. You can't be asked to put paragraphs in there to make it easier, more palatable for me to read. So yeah, because you can't be asked now I have to do extra work.

00:29:24:02 – 00:29:42:22
Yeah. So therefore I'm not going to no work. I'm not going to read it until it's paragraph properly I like that. Yeah. Good. Good for. Yeah. Yeah. Just respectful. It's disrespectful. You asking me to do the work you're not willing to put on put in and you're asking me to read this as well. It's bullshit.

00:29:42:24 – 00:30:03:02
I've never thought about it like that. If I'm going to I'm going to start doing that. Tell you. So, this is a joke one here. I've, I've, I've actually just read it back to myself. Now, people that don't give lads anonymous a five star write. Well, that would have come in from when we did the website when I was asking for the five Stars and spa.

00:30:03:02 – 00:30:30:21
5.1 K yeah, 1.1 K keep on keeping it going guys. Let's fucking go. The way this Ek that I've got sent in and I had to have an actual dialog with this person because I wasn't sure if they were being silly, but they just gave me a lot of information. Their biggest, it is caving, gaming, caving, caving.

00:30:30:21 – 00:30:58:11
That's quite specific. When people go into caves and they're crawling around in dark spaces and they don't know where they're going, and then they get trapped and then they're dead. And it's a it's it's a big turn off, not it's man, woman. Why would you do it? What's the point in there? It's not fun. It's dangerous. And just showing me all these different tunnels where people had crawled into it, got it wrong and died and was like, this is why.

00:30:58:13 – 00:31:11:24
This is why. It's like, why would you? I couldn't understand it. And I was like, you know what? It's turning into a nick for me as well. Why are they doing this? I hate them, I hate them like when you when you hear this and you think.

00:31:12:01 – 00:31:30:03
You know, they died. It's sad that they died. But what the fuck did you think? Yeah. Like, if you get out of it, you go, wow, I'll never do that again. But like, they were back, there's that one called Nutty Putty. If you heard about that one there. I mean, I think it's called Nutty Pay, Nutty Putty Cave.

00:31:30:03 – 00:31:54:09
And it's like, one of the most dangerous. Yeah, nutty Putty cave. I mean, don't do it. It's horrible. Yeah, I am when I was a kid. You know, when you go away with school, when you do, like, rock climbing, abseiling, caving. We did a caving one, and we had to go through something called, the cheese press or the cheddar press or something like that.

00:31:54:09 – 00:32:20:05
Yeah. And you are literally you're crawling through it and it's only like your body crawling through you or using your fingertips and your toes edge yourself forward, and you can't even look up with your helmet to see where you're going. And you just have to go sideways through this dark tunnel thing called the cheese press. And it was one of the most horrifying things that I've ever had to do.

00:32:20:05 – 00:32:55:21
And and then after I did that, I was like, I'm never doing stuff again. Ever. Like, I just there was no enjoyment. It's just like everyone else is doing it. So I've got to do it. But I don't understand it. I do not understand what is attractive about it. Like if you if you if I can understand like where you would the like deep sea diving, snorkeling like I don't know even things like paragliding and and hang gliding.

00:32:55:23 – 00:33:12:07
I wouldn't do that. But I can see I understand why people do do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. They get to see that. They go deep down in the sea like it's a snorkel. Like, see all these fish? Brilliant. Hang gliding, getting a view of the world. No one else that brilliant get into a tiny little cave. I might get stuck in and die.

00:33:12:13 – 00:33:33:05
What? There's nothing to see or do there other than get. All right, and then you've just got a spotlight on you, on your helmet, and then it's just rocks. So what? I don't understand is and then like. And then if you've seen them on TikTok, they're just like the shuffling. They go, yep, I can barely breathe now. And at every edge I move forward.

00:33:33:05 – 00:33:52:09
It feels like I'm being crushed from the inside out. God, this is living. This is live. It's not. It's the opposite. It's. I'm dying. I'm not going to watch Sam TikTok because the owl guy will then get me. I think this is what Ricky wants to watch. I am not if I pause for a second too long in the aircraft air crash video.

00:33:52:11 – 00:34:18:09
Okay, so many. It's like, we got it. Go go go. We have to. Actually, we did have an IC one coming through on Spotify. And the question is, is Xma an IC? My friend hates when I scratch and he's convinced he will catch it from me. When I was a kid, when I was a kid, I thought I could catch it from from from people.

00:34:18:11 – 00:34:48:06
I mean, if you if you cream yourself up and you, you know, if you're not itching, mad, itching. Oh, God. I remember this poor girl in my school. There was always a kid, one kid in a school, and he was all, I bring it. Yeah. The arm. Yeah, the crevice in the arm where it bends. And we would sit down for an assembly and she would just be like a little beaver snoring away at just that.

00:34:48:08 – 00:35:05:14
It's just cause it would get. We'd get up and then the like the skin that bill in the carpet or bleeding and that was fucking. Yeah. We have the exact same thing with a kid. But he had it on both forearms and he'd just sit there. Oh yeah. Because there's nothing to this. Yeah. It's a really bad unfortunate.

00:35:05:16 – 00:35:29:05
Yeah. It's pretty. Isn't contagious, is it? It's not. I mean, it's not something you don't want to see every every minute of every day. I mean, if you. Yeah, exactly. If you've if you have it like just do especially you can cream it up when you get home. Have a fucking good Ole scratch around then boy. But but like not while you like having dinner.

00:35:29:07 – 00:35:37:00
If your chips are right. Just having a scratch. Yeah. Is your chips all right.

00:35:37:02 – 00:36:02:16
But no I mean it's not, it's not an itch. But if you scratching yourself like a fucking cat in front of people, I can. I can imagine that would be off putting. I don't think, I don't think health conditions can necessarily be considered in any. No, no, I yeah, I totally agree as well. You're, you're, you're you need to poo 16 times a day is a bit of it.

00:36:02:18 – 00:36:22:22
Yeah. I would say probably that it would be, a bit of an ache like my missus always saying that, like, because I thought a lot, you know, there's a, there's a lot of, there's a lot going and I have to. And I have to get it out. Yeah. Can you get it out in a way that not everybody in the house has to fucking hear it?

00:36:22:24 – 00:36:36:07
I guess I do like to push with force and make people know that I've, I've, I've done that. So that's not really anything to do with your condition, is it? Reiki is just you show it off.

00:36:36:09 – 00:37:03:14
Show it off. About about track to end. I've, compiled a list of, my ex, by the way. So I'll, I'll quickly go through these, so. Yeah. Really not a fan of it. I mean, my experience is mainly women, but I it can happen the other way. People that adopt other people's sporting teams just because they're with them.

00:37:03:16 – 00:37:21:06
You know, I, I went to school with you and also you have a Liverpool shirt and now you're with matey and it's all fucking Chelsea. Chelsea. And you're giving it to me. Yeah, I think we did. We I think we, we started to go and it didn't, it was on that episode. Yeah. Was that when we decided to stop.

00:37:21:06 – 00:37:42:04
That's it. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Look, it's one thing. You're getting it from your husband. I can get it from you as well, because you're. You're so new to this. You don't know what you're talking about. But my my wife is taken up following Spurs and she, she, like, watches out for the results. And Spurs.

00:37:42:04 – 00:37:58:24
Ron will sit down and watch it together. Good. She pays attention and she knows what she's talking about and she's picked it up like you. You could probably have a conversation with her, and you think she'd probably been watching it for a fair few years like that. She could probably replace me on the fighting cock. No, she could have.

00:37:59:01 – 00:38:19:17
She definitely couldn't do that. But she could. She yet. Yes. But anyway, she knows that talking about. But she would never go to one of my. I don't have any awesome mates, but like, it's like I know they shut up. Yeah, yeah, but it's not. I don't even want to hear it from Darren. All right. Yeah. I'm not.

00:38:19:17 – 00:38:42:23
I'm not even you, Susan don't know what you're talking about. And it wanted me up. You're actually winding me up. Yeah, I, yeah. That's that, that's a that's a big one for me. Bloody big one. I never one to know why, but people that wear those little silly plastic gloves when they're filling up their car with petrol, diesel, you know, you get those little gloves.

00:38:42:24 – 00:39:03:03
Yeah, I know he said it was, but I've never done. Well, why do it like that? You. The hands don't reek or smell of petrol after. I don't know if it's a hygiene thing because a lot of has been on there. But when you use rescue, like in the underground, have you got fucking gloves on? Like when you pressing a button for a lift, you got gloves on I what, what are some people still wear the face masks.

00:39:03:03 – 00:39:28:05
Do you think. See that sometimes then. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. It's weird. It paving what's happened. People that during Covid when people wore it. Yeah you're like oh good good. You're doing you bit out good. When someone wouldn't it was like oh all right. I just spread a Iris Brady Eddie. And now when you see people wearing you know how many fucking wearing that.

00:39:28:07 – 00:39:49:15
Well you wear it. Get it off. You see that? It's just been waiting. They've always wanted to wear them and now they're Charles. They're not letting go of it or is it? They might be protecting people at home. I don't know, but protecting people at home. And they might be pretty, susceptible to it themselves. And they might have anyone else and they don't want to get it.

00:39:49:17 – 00:40:19:00
I've got a gun. It's people who obviously have lots of money, but pretend they don't. But, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. That's a good one. I like that, yeah. It's like, why, why, why are you doing this? Why won't you buy a pint? Yeah, it's. Why won't you chip in or. Yeah. Yeah. 80 days and it's the, you know that they had the they have money.

00:40:19:00 – 00:40:41:23
Well they're from a family from money or whatever it might be, but they still play it. I had it hard as well. I like my, my first car they bought me with only a BMW one series. Was it? Yeah. Fucking poor. Yeah. People that jump into the swimming pool and how they're nice. I don't know why that's so high up for me.

00:40:42:00 – 00:41:01:15
I've got children, children, children, children, Python, adult children. They disgust me. Well, what's your method? How do you stop? What? A guy like me knows. I just jump in my. No, you have to do something on your nose. Nah, I just well, I hold my breath when I'm jumping in the pool to the guy. That's it. Do you exhale?

00:41:01:17 – 00:41:17:23
Exactly. I do nothing, I do absolutely nothing. There is nothing more painful, though, when the water flies. If you say if you you've done a backflip, Joe, you do backflips into the pool when you were a kid. I can't do a backflip. You've never done a backflip in your life? No. I, I couldn't do one now, but you.

00:41:17:24 – 00:41:39:16
When I was a kid, I tried, I managed, I think I managed one full rotation on a trampoline once. And it really displaced me. I can do it forward, backward. Next summer, we'll go. We'll go to Spain together. We'll go on holiday with the girls and whatever. We'll come by. We. You can go to where you go to in Spain.

00:41:39:18 – 00:41:55:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We will get hotel in the same area. Yeah. And then we'll just. We'll have two weeks together and then we'll just jump in the pool without holidaying on ice. No, you will by the end of that two weeks do a backflip into the pool. How well do you reckon you could teach me? I can't teach you.

00:41:55:17 – 00:42:20:05
I can't do it. But, Well, I can take you on and, Yeah, I think you will. Probably does about 14 backflips a day. Oh my God, yeah, he better teacher. Anyway, that's the plan for next year. Lovely. Yeah. And as well. Well run to people that where like swimsuits or swim t shirts when they're in a swimming pool.

00:42:20:07 – 00:42:46:24
Yeah. Fucking. Yeah. I can't get on like you're not on a date. Put factor 50 on. Not just be so sensible. When I was little kids, that shit in the pool. When I was little, I don't know what happened, but I did. I did a poo in my, I did a poo in my, swimming trunks, like, I don't know how.

00:42:47:01 – 00:43:07:10
Why is it when you're a child? Yeah, but you can't. Your brain don't grow. Better get all the pools. You need a poo. But instead, as a as a child, you go to Asda. My parents. Just know it everywhere, you know? I mean, just I'm not. All right. Getting out of this post, we're hitting it. That's it, that's it.

00:43:07:12 – 00:43:32:14
It's the fear of missing out. Yeah. I'm not going to waste seven minutes of my life doing a P. I'm just going to do it now. There's a net in there that's going to catch it. So and and and I remember I remember my dad asking me, Gary, if you've done a poo in your pants. And I remember I must have said no, no, I had and then run away hoping it won't come up again.

00:43:32:16 – 00:43:59:00
How did you fix this situation? I thought I was tiny, I don't remember it, I, I just these, this, these stories that I've been told since then. How old I probably was. Four. Five, baby, I don't know. Yeah, I yeah, I don't think I've done a, not done a poo yet. It must have been drunks. But you kind of know that a couple of days you prove yourself a few times a year as an adult.

00:43:59:02 – 00:44:19:23
What do you mean, a futile fucking lost? Count me. Lost count. And then when I say this, I don't mean like a full on, Just so. Yeah, just sitting there while I'm on my laptop, just doing the poo. And then I think I might as well. I've found it now it's a start. It's the LEDs there, and it's coming out.

00:44:19:23 – 00:44:44:12
And you just thought, fuck, there is. It's it's too much to be classed as skids, but it's not enough to be like, I've done a full on poo in the pants. It's just when you just, you think it's a fart, but it's not a shot. Yeah a bit shell a that, Yeah. They, they, they, they need a new, the hot liquid then.

00:44:44:12 – 00:45:05:03
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. If you've got a hot liquid, you know, it's fucking you that you've done, you know. Yeah. You've been out long about before you. Oh. Got the hot liquid. I can feel the. Yeah. These comes out when I was eating their breakfast. I hope you, I never, never made it for me.

00:45:05:04 – 00:45:29:19
Christmas jumper days. Yeah. This year. Absolutely. T shirts on, t shirt, cycle and stack these for me as well. Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. My massive one where it goes b d rig. Yeah yeah I've got a couple of messages of that. Thanks. Thanks for that. Then there was a go. Last one. People that were cycling or running a tire all the time.

00:45:29:19 – 00:45:46:22
That's it. Find that you go run it. And it's fun that it goes like isn't fun, by the way. It's not run the run as much as you want cyclists. And this is going to sound pretty grim. And gammon, where I live, they are a fucking menace. It really? Yeah. They just take, you know what drives me up the wall, Rick?

00:45:46:23 – 00:46:09:04
I, I don't get any any. There's nothing that sends me crazy when I'm in the car. Yeah. Then I'll drive along country roads. Right. So they're not, like, loads of space. And there'll be two cyclists and they won't be behind each other. They'll be tandem. Not tandem. They'll be side by side by side. Yeah, yeah. And I can't get past.

00:46:09:10 – 00:46:31:20
They know I'm there. They know also that I can run them over and it's effing and go about my day. But I don't want to be a murderer behind the wheel. So I just have to wait. And they can just continue to be knobs can like, okay, I know it's not etiquette, but you can't beat them just to say like, lads, come on man, just do a single follow for a minute and I can and I can make my way around.

00:46:31:20 – 00:46:52:06
Yeah, they know I'm there. It they look at me sometimes I know, I know, I know, I know, I know and I know when they are there and they do look at you like it's all right. We've got. Share it. Hey, hey, no I fuck you by Rotax. It's not. It's my road first, then your road. It's, amazing.

00:46:52:06 – 00:47:19:21
We have two. Well, actually, I was going to say we've got to. We've got a dilemma and something only, you know, one the dilemma is approached with caution and something only you know, it's rimming. All right. So I think you can guess what. What? That one's about. Normally, I'd say the topic for next week is hobbies. And it is.

00:47:19:23 – 00:47:48:11
But whilst you're listening to this, we've probably already recorded that episode because I am going on holiday and we are recording two podcasts in quick succession. So you don't need to email in anything about or around hobbies. If you have any suggestions for topics going forward, any something only you know or dilemma, send it in to lads anon Todd at gmail.com.

00:47:48:15 – 00:48:23:16
And here is dilemmas. I'm just, just tired. You got an issue for a tissue? You're a big fat penguin beast. You are you aching in your soul, alone in your flat? Please talk to Vicky Flanagan. Let not stress off your chest. Well, friend, you deserve to be like your savior. To get nice and warm between Vicky, your lamb.

00:48:23:18 – 00:48:51:09
My mate, whilst training to be a pilot in the US, met this bird. They're now living together in Milton Keynes. They've known each other for less than two years, but are now engaged to, to my and the other groomsmen. Surprise! However, the wedding is scheduled for next year. The wedding itself is in the US, which is about 800 pound flights alone.

00:48:51:11 – 00:49:16:12
They also want to do a Sten, a hen and stag do together as a ski holiday next March. Of the people going to the Sten, only three of the boys can ski. The girls. Me and the other guy can't, and it will only be for a week and accommodation for the wedding is provided for the for the weekend.

00:49:16:14 – 00:49:37:05
But I would have to be out there a bit longer I think. Anyway, I've recently been made redundant and in any case was never going to be able to afford to buy things which are looking to cost, nor for 4k, especially within one year. How would you boys approach the topic with my mate? And what should I do?

00:49:37:07 – 00:50:00:03
Thinking of explaining I can't do the skiing, but dunno if it's a broader conversation on what they're asking more generally is needed. So how should he approach it with his mate? This is kind of an ongoing thing, isn't it? It is the people who, not not being aware of what other different limitations might be. I'm just assuming it'll be fine.

00:50:00:08 – 00:50:25:17
Bella 4K Germany nobody has just 4K hanging around. Let's bet there are people who live with significant amounts of money, but the vast majority of people on. And they certainly can't just drop 4K on decisions you're making for them. So having the holiday hotel it so having the having the wedding in the US and then having the skiing stag Hendy.

00:50:25:19 – 00:50:50:17
Yeah. This much. Yeah. So, Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're within your rights to say, look, I just may I've been made redundant. I cannot afford both those things. And if he's a good mate and he should be if you're his best man. It was the best man in. He just don't. Whatever. Yeah. Don't worry. I understand it's a lot to ask.

00:50:50:17 – 00:51:07:07
That's what you should say. You just do what you can. And if you and actually, if you need help, we will find a way of getting you over to the wedding. Because it's just like when someone says they get married, it. So everyone's like, right now you everyone has to do everything they can for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:07:09 – 00:51:34:17
What is about like, what is it? Why is it like like luck if this it's normal and a tradition where because you're getting married, you all. Now everyone is beholden to your women. Request bullshit. Yeah, it's it's that it is that, tradition of that. Yeah. What I say goes is my my special day and my lead up to the day.

00:51:34:17 – 00:52:03:19
So you have to do everything that's I would like. I am, I remember when I was younger, actually, there were two stag dos I missed out on. One was to, Bournemouth for body stag day, and one was to. He'll probably be listen to this Saturday. One was to Prague. Almost like schoolmates when like the lads I grew up with.

00:52:03:21 – 00:52:26:09
And for both of these stags, I didn't go because I was brassic. I had no money. I had literally £0.00. I never told them that day. I made up some fucking weird excuse. It's embarrassing. And looking back now, do you know what? I still haven't even told them that. Say well, what? You would have been able to. Yeah.

00:52:26:12 – 00:52:49:09
No no no no. I mean, if either of them are listening now, that is why I didn't go. Well, these these things can be fucking mega expensive. And you don't know the other person's situation. So if they are, and I'll ask them if they're all right, first of all, and just to see what's going on in their life, but then don't be like, oh, it's not going to be the same without you.

00:52:49:09 – 00:53:05:13
And really kind of but I'm not, you know, pull on them and stuff. Just just accept it and understand that you're asking a lot. Yeah. What would be some magic money? What are you going to get from the bank? Is that what you want? I can't afford it. You want me to get that debt and have a loan repayment system?

00:53:05:15 – 00:53:22:06
Yeah, but the thing is that they come saying that you can't. Do you, mate? There is a cunt out there that would would enforce it. Oh, you're my mate. You've got to be there now. You got to be a mate and make it easy for me not to be there. That's what you need to do. Yeah, but assholes everywhere and they're so.

00:53:22:08 – 00:53:46:00
Yeah. Normalize that. That's all I say. Yeah. It's not like when we got married, stag didn't even have a fucking stag. Went off in a pub for a few beers as all all. It was necessary. Yeah. For me. And. And at the wedding, when we had our wedding, I didn't want. I didn't want. Anybody to have to do anything.

00:53:46:02 – 00:54:09:09
Just turn up. One request was just bring alcohol. That was it. Yeah. Bring. Bring as much alcohol as you can afford or carry. Yeah. Everything else. Just chill out. Have a great day. And it was provided just like well no no no it we've now it was provided on the day. Yeah. Yeah but I know. Yeah. But but it was that was what it was.

00:54:09:12 – 00:54:29:10
That was the right energy. That was it wasn't about it was about you lot as much as it about us. Yeah. That and that. That's where it is. But you, you see the sort of bright side of things and like I know it's made, made dramatized for television and whatnot, but you like, just I don't know, you you get married.

00:54:29:10 – 00:54:46:11
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I say, I've had enough like we got, you know, you might people might have heard, but, mate, Jimmy is. I'm. I'm not gonna talk about this. I can't remember if it was behind a paywall or not, but he just had a horrendous experience with his with his wedding and the short aftermath of it.

00:54:46:13 – 00:55:07:03
And you just think why? Why he's getting married, right? People say getting married sometimes can be one of the most stressful things you can do. Yeah, only if you make it that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the advice would be to explain. Look, I've just been made redundant. I just can't afford both things. Obviously, I'm going to be there for your wedding, but I just stuck to.

00:55:07:05 – 00:55:30:24
And how much thought has gone into this skiing holiday? None. Because only three of the eight people that are going can afford can actually fucking ski. And maybe that dude is clouded by this being swept up in the wedding and the standard and all of that. And if you say to it's a bit fucking it, you know, what I'd say is, the undercurrent here as well.

00:55:30:24 – 00:55:50:10
Ricky, this guy doesn't like this whole situation who's emailed it. Yeah. There's also something there as well. So yeah, like you, whoever's it was that sent that in, it's clear that you are unhappy with this relationship as well, which is, you know, nothing to do with you really, because he's your mate. But obviously he's got to make his own decisions about who, who he gets involved with.

00:55:50:10 – 00:56:12:16
But, so there's something else going on there as well, for sure. But regardless, if you can't afford it, you can't afford it. Good. We are now going to go on to something only you know why something, you know.

00:56:12:18 – 00:56:36:06
On the subject of Flav and his aversion to things going into his bum hole, I've got to say, I was the same and didn't want anything going anywhere near mine. One night, though, that changed. This goes back about 20 years, and I just started playing cricket for one of my local work league teams. All the wags used to come up, used to come and watch.

00:56:36:06 – 00:57:03:00
After a few games I got given the name the Housewives favorite. I just laughed it off until one evening I got a random SMS picture of a pair of boobs in the bath, quickly followed by a text saying sorry, that was meant for X from one of the wags. It was a little surprise as X his name is that the complete opposite end of the alphabet to mine.

00:57:03:00 – 00:57:31:22
But hey ho! After that I was a bit more aware of little looks and smiles from her at matches. I didn't respond as X was a teammate and it wouldn't have been cricket anyway. A few years later, X had left the team and I was on the pace in some club. I hadn't noticed this girl. She comes over and we got chatting and it turns out she and X have split up, so one thing leads to another.

00:57:31:23 – 00:57:59:06
I'm outside the club doing some heavy petting and she asked me back to hers. We go back and things get steamy. We end up doing the old 69 with her on top. Good. It's all very nice when she leans over my ballsack and sticks her tongue in my bum. How? I try and sit up, but she's got me pinned on purpose.

00:57:59:08 – 00:58:25:15
Proper starts going for it. To be honest, after the initial surprise it was actually rather nice and I a crack on. The only thing that was very off put in was after she'd finished, she came back up top and wanted a kiss I my ass. So that just wasn't happening. I never had that experience since, but definitely wouldn't be adverse to it again.

00:58:25:17 – 00:59:09:21
I never saw the WAG again either, due to her no longer watching our cricket matches, and that's something only I know. Yes, that I mean. Yeah, but but but I don't understand why it's all hairy down there. Yeah, I like I guess it's not a place you really want to put your tongue anywhere near. Shit. No, no, no, I know I've, I've had a few mates that have had this similar, you know, situation that's happened where they have been with, with a girl and unbeknownst to them, you know, they've been drunk, the rims swimming a bit, the lights are off.

00:59:09:21 – 00:59:29:17
Everything's, you know, a bit here, there and everywhere. All of a sudden my mates ankles are pinned behind. Is, is is that what the fuck's going on here? And someone's tongue is at risk. Women's tongue is dying and is also is having his appetite. Yeah, yeah. And he's he's thinking we were just down the dance floor in the 80s.

00:59:29:19 – 00:59:52:19
I know that the fucking state of that, how could you beat. No. And I at that time I was thinking, I know this like this as well. Yeah. It would be an absolute horror show. Yeah, but she, she cracked on with it, and that's, you know, that's fair enough. And again, I but I don't know, I don't know how I would fit, I not, not, I don't know how I would feel about it.

00:59:52:21 – 01:00:27:22
What I would say is that I've mentioned on the pod before that if my misses on a night slipped a finger in whatever, I would just see how it goes. But I don't think I'd want my wife chowing down on my asshole. No, I just just know it's just not something, that I want to look at. And I kind of think, like, it might stuff that happens on one night stand rather than, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't imagine it's blokes out there who are getting regularly rimmed.

01:00:27:24 – 01:00:53:15
There are assholes regularly eaten by their wives. Like at 11:00 at night. She's eating. You're also on, 11:00 in the morning. She's eaten toast. You've just made it. And everything's knowable. Yeah, like you know. Yeah, yeah, that didn't happen. It did. It happened. Athens stopped eating that toast. Just like. Like nothing happened. Something happened last night, and it keeps happening.

01:00:53:15 – 01:01:15:09
And I'm not sure I like it. They're not fucking. They not like a normal part of their just sex. Life is just every single time you're thrown onto your tummy and then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't, I don't know. Oh. Like this gentleman in the 69. And he gets every job as well. I like the fact he tried to escape.

01:01:15:14 – 01:01:39:09
She had him pinned. Yeah. I bet he didn't escape very hard. Oh, not at all. He didn't escape. So did you. As we said, for next week, you won't be able to send it if an end, because we're going to be back in two days and it's going to be about hobbies. If you have something on, you know, any dilemmas or any suggestions or a topic coming up, email lads.

01:01:39:09 – 01:02:12:15
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Rhythm hit us different ways. Love of music. We prayed with our tongues in cheek. Band I we like to speak and yeah, times change. But no matter what the bond remains. Brothers.