#4 | Is Valentine’s Day Overrated?

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Hello and welcome to episode four of Let's Anonymous, the podcast about two best mates of over 20 years. Sit and discuss a main topic and then we'll go on to your dilemmas, your stories, any advice you need. So sit back, relax and enjoy the next hour of this podcast. I'm joined by said best friend Flav. How are you doing?

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Good. I'm good. Still doing that best friend thing. Are we? Yeah, we are, mate. I mean, I don't really know how to announce the podcast to say it is about best mates and mates, but he doesn't really like to be called best mates and doesn't like this ranking system. And I like the ranking system, so I need that validation to be placed higher than other people.

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You like the ranking system because you're number one the last. Yeah, yeah. Would you like the ranking system if you were a third? No. No, not. Good night. Well oh welcome to lads anonymous where I am the third best night of. It doesn't really work, does it? I know this guy. And enough about that. Doesn't, doesn't really work.

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You're the most offensive friend of it. Sometimes it's like. It's like, It's like being in a relationship. Like the levels of jealousy. Yeah, I get that, I get that, and I feel it, too. And I think to myself, what are you doing? Letting go and talk to someone else. But in internally I'm like, he's laughing. He's laughing.

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When I laugh, they should be ashamed of me. What is he? That he's going on holiday with you? The fuck? And the fuck is Dave? What are you doing, mate? No. So I think I don't tell. We got it together. I don't tell you stuff, Rick, because I think you might get upset, so I keep stuff from you.

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Is that this? This stuff? That's not what that doesn't sound like. What? Best mates day. But I'm not. I'm scared. I'm scared. Your reaction I don't. You can't, you can't. You can't be like that, Rick. See. And and this is why sometimes a little white lie to your partner. Because you know how they going to react and, you know, no harm done.

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Sometimes it's okay. Is that okay? G in is not okay. No. Well, what if I say we all do this? Don't weigh you down. The boos are, just finishing this pint. I'll be. I'm after. Lo and behold, it's 3:00. 3 a.m. in the morning. You're in someone's kitchen. We both knew it was going to happen. You can at that moment say, I'm not going to be coming back.

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I'm going to go to my mates kitchen. Yeah. Be there until like, God knows what, whatever hour. And I'm going to ruin of Sunday because I'm just going to be lying and I'm not going to help out doing the roast or anything. But it's not the conversation we want to be having. No. So just just so from that time, let's just put a little plaster over it.

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We both know what's going to happen. Just don't just let's not get into that. It's so funny, Ricky, because there could be straightforward conversation. You just go, it's Friday night, I'm going out with the boys. You know what's going to happen. Let's just accept it now. But there is a pretense that he's played out by lots and men and women.

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Where now I'm just going for a couple. I'm just. I'm just going to a couple of beers. That's it. And I'll be home. We'll eat. We'll get dinner. Yeah. Take a light off and out in the pub. For whatever reason. You don't want food. You don't want to think about food for the rest of the night. And like you say, you're in this.

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You're in this random kitchen. It might be a kitchen, you know, it might be some bloke you've just met on the night out. Yeah. And you're thinking, I've done it again. I've done it again. What is that feeling like, Rick at like 3 a.m. and you're just leant up and talking nonsense. Can do something. What am I doing?

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I need to get a cab. Where can I at what point in the night out did you used to get the fear, Rick? Just as the birds started to eat in you. Light coming up. Yeah, it just as it. Yeah. As daylight is breaking and it's not quite that pitch black dark. I know, it's just I've got hit that eject button and get out there as soon as possible.

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And the thing is as well. Right. It's, it's quite funny because when this happens and when, lads go out and we know what's going to happen and whatever it is that you get up to and you get in at stupid o'clock and stuff like that, like my missus will go out, she'll go out with the girlies and, or round one of their mates houses.

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She'll come back in at 2 or 3 in the morning. I say, you know, I have good have a good night last night. Yeah. All right. Nice one. I feel even better being over. I'll go do it. A ten toast or whatever. I don't fucking do the third degree, do I? Where were you? Oh, are you getting up, Terry?

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Never mind. What? Us getting up today. Oh, you fucking start this. I might say you're saying that reaction to getting back late is different from a man, a man and a woman? Yeah, well, for me, I'm like, come on, come on. Co-occurring choice is saying it down. Oh I love yeah, yeah, but what happens when you go I get well I mean when I get home it's normally like she, she's asleep there to the world.

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It's just me. It's me in the morning. Really? Yeah. Me in the morning. But does your wife, does she. Is she active? She's a bit hung over. Is she active the next day typically. Did she come with you? You fucking. Is she. She just. So she gets on with life and I wallow in filth and smell and fucking horribleness.

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And that's the issue. She gets on with it and you don't get. I know it's because you're awful. It is my up. But right before we start saying about it's my fault, one half hour and whoever's fault, it's everybody's fault. It's everyone's fault. Should we here have a little look at what some people sent in from last week's part?

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Yeah, yeah. There's been it's it's it's been it's been something. It's been something. Yeah. So the throwaway conversation we had about why why you know why why why don't mates, boy mates, blokes just give each other blowjobs every now and then? It handjobs anything. Yeah. It's sort of spiraled. It resonated. A lot of people resonate. And, what you're about to hear now is a clip we've, just received.

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We're not just received during the week, and it's called blowjob Barber. Enjoy.

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Right. Yeah. Chat of one, hidden butt plugs, all that kind of stuff. Years ago, I and I used to sell cars this guy's my new one off me every year. He's really successful. Hairdresser needs to be like this. Like hairdressing for the stars and stuff like that. And he work in the movies. I mean, he's only sell them at his house in Woburn, and, and I honestly, I must have sold this guy that five cars over a four year period.

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And, he said to me once, he's like my uncle, my, my house, sorry, your hair out. And at the time, I wanted a mohican like David Beckham, like a mohawk, like David Beckham, circa 2002. And, so he was like, I might use a little Chinese boy called Francis Yam. And he's like, I'll make you look like David Beckham.

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And, and I was like, oh, yeah, it's just like, it's like, maybe not so much just like him because you're a bit fat, but I make you look like him. So there he is, is there my hand and a mate house. And we're just chatting. Just got on really well. Lovely guy. Mate. He was. He was about 65, 70, 20 years ago.

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He's probably dead now, blessing. But he, he's an inmate in my honeymoon, and I give you a blowjob. Sorry. He's like, I want to give you a blowjob. I was like. Like I draw the line. It's like, give me a blowjob. I was like, no, I'm gonna give you a blowjob. He's like, oh, go. No, no, no, I'll give you a blowjob.

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I was a bit like, well, I suppose I could, I was half tempted to let him get me off and I for absolutely no, no way. And I just told him and I had some times like you and he might use trying to grant me an and I was like, get the fuck off. And I left and I had to come home and shave my hair off because he hadn't, he hadn't finished in Omaha nights.

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And he's only half cut it, I can I would never skated because I would let him suck me off. That is. We did change the guy's voice to protect his identity. Yeah, it's, anonymized, as you'd imagine. But another one who said I don't give a fuck. Yeah. What is it? No one seems to give a fuck or want their non ability protected.

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I know the bit I love about that clip is, the slight pause. Should I do it? Okay. Why are you there? Well, I, I might, I might do it. It got me thinking, Ricky, about the amount of things that people have got up to. The only they know. What have you got? Yeah, yeah, they're the only, you know, that you'd be willing to share with us.

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Yes. Can you email message it in? We won't use your name. The more mental, the better. If you can keep it around a minute, that would be great. Email in lads. Was it lads? I'm on pod lads. Anon pod at gmail.com and we'll see how long we can ride this train if we send. Yeah, if you can get ten in, we'll do one a week.

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We can make it our own segment. What can we call it? Rick. The things. Things that only you know. That's what the.

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The segment in the in this podcast if you send it only happens if you send in your stories. The things that only you know somewhere, only the what it's going to say is, well, quite apt as well, wasn't there that, I don't know if you a famous YouTuber and a clip has surfaced after five years of him wanking isn't right.

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So that's Tom Garrett. Awesome. So I've never I've never met him, but he's in my professional sphere, right? Right. Okay. Yeah. I mean, like, he was it happens. It's mate. It's not a big deal. It's for people that don't know this guy Tom Garrett, he's a YouTuber. He's on something called side and he's known for his outspoken views.

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West Brom fan I think and there is this video that surfaced, probably looks a couple of years old, 3 or 4 years old of him after a big night out with his mates, and he's wanking his mate off. Similar to what we've discussed, right? Yeah, he's just wanking his mate off. But not it's not a sexual thing.

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They're clearly just mucking about. Some people on, on the internet have gone this is this last. This is outrageous. Even sort of thinly veiled homophobia actually has I noticed in it as well, which is not on, but, Yeah, I think he's going to get canceled. You'll never it'll never be on side again, which is his show. He's just tossed in his mate off.

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It's not. Yeah. You know what? If you things happen. Yeah, well, I wonder what videos. And I'm scared to ask, but what's out there of me? Yeah, I, I'm yeah, I've got some photos and videos of me that are under lock and key, but nothing like, as in the, in the sexual realm. No no no no, I'm just talking about mangled and things we've been doing like, yeah, presents in bars in Brussels.

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Yeah, yeah. The what. Of Brussels. Well, I mean look, if you I'm not sure. Do we tell that story? If there's enough people to request, I'll tell you what you do. We'll tell the Crescents in Brussels story if you leave a review on Spotify. Oh, cos. Nice. So yeah I. Yeah. Good. You have to leave a review afterwards.

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Just so we know that he's your response to this. You've got to leave the review this is really good blubber. Great great podcast by the way. Tell me about crescents in Brussels. And then because if you just write Brussels in Brussels, I think it'll look like we came in the system or something. Yeah. All right. That's a good chat.

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And while we're, recommendations, some lad sent this in and it's. You've got something to answer for here. About 24 hours after me recommending the pod to my best mate. You open a new show with you should be able to give your mates blowjobs to help them out. I swear that he's probably questioning our friendship. Cheers, lads. Never change.

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Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, sorry about that. That is. That is funny. Can you imagine recommending. Yeah, yeah. You know, when you always recommend to Phil but someone you really want that person to like in and the first few seconds is we should normalize handjobs between mate. What are you saying? Cheers. Yeah. And we have got a lot of love and a lot of love for the same name.

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This is two episodes back, so people with the same name meeting up, going for, going and meeting out, meeting up like miles away, going out for drinks with each other. So they've got the same name. They've become friends because of the same name. Yeah, yeah. First name and surname. And they've become friends. They've met up, they've traveled miles away, just to meet them.

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They've traveled to bars to to show the same ID to the bar staff that they've got the cycling it, which is, which is absolutely mental. And there was even a lad that said that he now calls his same namesake his brother. Wow. That's how that's how strong the connection is. And, another another lad said that he's in a group of namesake, same namesake people.

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And when they arranged to meet up, it got a bit weird, like they were starting their own militia. So they everyone just jumped at the group and left it at that. And then the you mentioned about the poker night, there was, there was a gentleman that said about how he wanted to start revive his poker night from lockdown, and, because the friends had just gone their separate ways.

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They're busy living their life. Unfortunately, this is what happens. And during lockdown, I was playing poker and my mates online and we had a WhatsApp group pleased to meet every Friday, get mangled in our kitchen. It was so much fun. But that's you know, it's so gone now, so gone. Someone from my lads group has been listening to this podcast because learn, behold, in that WhatsApp group, there's been a voting system of when we should do a next poker night.

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So shout out to I know who you are. Yeah, but. Right. So you need to to work. Have a great. Yeah, yeah. You can have a great time. Yeah, yeah. It's not happening at my house. Right, right. And I just put that out there. So, But yeah, we'll have a good time. And, a quick shout out to the lad who has remixed a music track to last week's pod around our discussion on normalizing mates giving each other blowjobs and hand these, we're putting it at the very end of the pod, so it's important you stick to the very end and you can listen to this dance track of Flav and

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I, what we were saying, and it's been remixed. Lovely. So thank you very much. And that comes all the way from Canada. I was one of the weird, amazing four minutes. It's a strange four minutes. It's exhausting. I listen to the for the whole track and I look well, and I sat there and I thought, I don't know how I feel at the end I was like, well, that's odd, that's fantastic.

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But strange. Yeah, it did leave. Yeah, it left me feeling, fearful and happy at the same time. It's kind of like 4 a.m., 4 a.m. in someone's flat, but there's still a bit of ecstasy in you. But you're also scared because you got to confront reality. That's how. That's how that song made me feel. Is that. Is that the f?

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You've nailed that. Yeah, man. Should we jump in to, this week's topic? Yeah. Well, so this week's topic is Valentine's Day. Now, I know I said last week that we're we're going to be focusing on the rise and grind culture. Good. Well, that'll be next week. I forgot about Valentine's Day. And I think it's important that we do talk about love and everything else around Valentine's Day.

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So we are just going to jump straight in on an English dictionary. It says it originated as a Christian feast day honoring a martyr named Valentine. And through later folk tradition and traditions, it's also become significant cultural, religious, and commercial celebration of romance and love in many regions of the world. So it's just a quite interesting they put in commercial celebration that just, you know, just chill out.

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Mate, I think I don't really agree with it. I don't like it. We're going to get into that. Oh, oh, oh, gross. All right. Oh, gross is all right. I want to start right at the beginning. Can you remember your first Valentine's Day or any. And if you come a gift that a girlfriend gave, this or that or that you bought for the girlfriend.

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Not right. Said what? Immediately. This brings to mind, there was a young lady called Gemma Gomez, and, she was, she was my first girlfriend when I was five years old. And then obviously we drifted apart, as five year olds do. And anyway, changed as as we got older, she obviously still held a hold a bit of a a light, a torch or how how cool.

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Yeah. How to touch. Yeah. She held a torch. But basically the love, the the loving and affection I showed her as a five year old and I said, loving that we like we may have stood near each other. But something resonated with her because when we was about 14, she sent me a Valentine's Day. She put it through my door, a card, and the first one I ever got, and she said to Gary, Will you be my Valentine?

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Or will you go out with me? I didn't say anything because I didn't fancy a I didn't want to. I was like, oh God, I mean, this really did. You lived on the same street then? She lived, she lived on Main Street and I lived on Roden Street. And they ran parallel to each other. Right. So, so when you were five, there was this, this kind of thing, and then it just went.

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Didn't see each other. That was the play at school. Saw each other every day. But then, but then I left primary school to go secondary school and didn't see her again until I got this Valentine Valentine's Day card. Gemma Gomez. And, she, she said that we'd be your valentine. And then she called me that day.

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She called you? She said, did you get my card? And I went, oh, no. Yeah, I got the card. Thanks. What do you think? Did you like it? And these are my words. No, I didn't like it. That's what I said. I said these words. No, I didn't like it. And she put down the phone and we never spoke again.

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And like that, there's so many ways you can deal with that much, much better than no, I didn't like it. But all I knew in that moment was I cared less about upset at the than I did, leaving any doubt that I wanted to be in a relationship with, at that stage. So I broke her heart. I never, I never I never spoke to her again.

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Bless up Jimmy Gomez. No, I didn't like it. Amazing. Oh, yeah. No, I didn't like it as mad. I, I can't remember my, like, maybe my, my first or anything. Not. But what I do remember is my first kind of crunchy relationship. Yes. Seven I would have been. Yeah. Yeah. Seven because it didn't happen in secondary school. So it's year seven and it was my first kind of, girlfriend.

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That was long term. And it was that first young love. May I, I Elizabeth juked her up to fucking shit and Lizzie juked her up. Come on. Stress rings. Yeah. Fuck fucking the law was throwing some fucking sovereign and throwing it all at her neck. Have a heart. Yeah. Out of it, man. Yeah. Okay, well into it. I think I've got two into it, though, because she dumped me and I had a feeling it might.

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I was a bit, probably a bit clingy. It broke my heart. I did have a good cry. Do you cried? Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah, I did cry. And the thing that made it worse, she fucking lived three doors away from me. This is what you're walking up and down the street, I don't know. Yeah. How long did you go?

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She pinged me. I can't quite remember, you know, I can't quite remember. I do remember, actually. This is fucking mental, man. I remember I can't believe I'm going to say it's, I'm in for vice. We fucking is. We, we we get enough of each other in. Oh. You get I know you seven. This is magic.

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Getting off he goes in year seven. Yeah, seven. Right. Listen to this. We go off of each other through one whole side of a tape of the bodyguard soundtrack. Oh, no, I don't listen to this. Oh, she wasn't one of these young women. She was on top of me. Well, we're getting off each other. She was a spy again.

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I was the fly. I got a second, right? No. Yeah. What? Why was the. Why was the bodyguard the the measurement of time, the metric that you use to measure the amount of time. Because I remember I remember the tape player click and then. Yeah. The click. And then I remember the click going off after there'd been some mad get off.

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But I must have been a off off hour like no rest. I don't know what was going on. What is it was tongues. Loads of tongues. Yeah. Tongue. Yeah. Loads of tongues. Loads of time today. But but but back then there was no like, there wasn't like dry humping. I don't think we were at that stage. It was just two young humans laying on top of each other.

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Yeah. And off each other to the body. God sound Jack fucking great. Absolutely great. And I never. You've never told me that. It's amazing. Now I know. Well, there's a reason why I know what you wait till you do a podcast of thousands of people gonna listen. Yeah, neither is that. But, Yeah. So that was that was my first, thousands of people listening.

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Oh, sorry. It's crazy. It is crazy. Like, when it isn't down here. Yeah. Keep sharing it. It's the only way there's there's going to be loads of people that listen to the fighting cock and spurs and, and will listen to it. And mates of ours like yours, mate, your mates. And so I want to listen to it as well.

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But we need to get beyond that to the, to the, to all the other people that exist in the UK. Yeah. Break the rule. Yeah. So if you, if, if you're ever. Yeah. If you're ever chatting with someone and you know they listen to podcasts this like this one, slip this one and just say the podcast. Some of them go a bit stale.

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If you want something on new rotation of this one and then wait for them to get their phone out, or you get their phone out and you do it yourself, type it in their and do that. Take their phone. Yeah, take their phone. Type in, hit follow on whatever media player is and then just say let she in the backbone of it.

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You you do you because you always will always be there for you. And I'll check up on you in a week. See if you've listened to it. Yeah, exactly. Tell me play by play. What they just don't lie to me. But don't lie to me. Did you listen to it? Don't fucking lie to me. What did they talk about?

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It's amazing. Along the lines of, gestures and stuff. What is the most romantic gesture that you've ever received or given? I bought my wife a fridge.

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That is. Is it really interesting? I like that, right. Okay. There's two tracks of thought here. I got a Q, so I've been a misogynist. Not. Not by my wife. She was very happy with the fridge. Yeah. Combo. What do you say? Oh, for me personally, and this is only my opinion with you if it's all about the detail, like Valentine's Day cards, chocolate, flowers, any fucker can do that.

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Nobody cares. Man, this ain't this fridge her. It was for Christmas. Say you listen to your wife and it's what she wanted. Yeah, and you got it for it. Yeah. Then you have done amazing. Oh, no. Doesn't matter if you want the fridge, a fucking Lego set. Yeah, whatever it might be. You've listened to what you're saying. More enjoying fucking business.

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Don't tell me about my life long. Yeah. No matter how much time in your life that you can dig me out for, buy my wife a fridge when it's exactly what she wanted. I'm not talking about white goods fridge, by the way. I'm not talking about, like, little freezer and then big, big compartment cooler. Not thing I'm not talking about.

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I'm talking about expensive fridge. A fucking smack right. Oh, and I'm not. There we go. I'm not. This isn't that isn't an opportunity to brag about owning this, mate, because it's just a fridge. No one's gonna brag about that. I don't know why I brought it up. I'm just making. I know it's still a piece of furniture, so.

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Right. Yeah. You've seen the fridge? Yeah, yeah. Likes it. Do you know? Oh. Such another. I bought an iron. But we are really getting into you. Some, I know, stormy waters. It seems to me I was accused of being a misogynist. Right. So what do you mean? You buying your wife an iron for my birthday or for Valentines?

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Yeah. Put her in iron. She loves iron. And she does all the ironing. Had she asked for it? Is she actually been dropping blood? Like I was trying to make an observation that the iron she was using was. I thought I'd make our life easier by buying her a better one. Right. I think you're on your own with this one.

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Yeah. I'm gonna have to. I'm from the other boat waving at you. Yeah, right. Oh, bricks. You can do the iron fast. I'm saving her time by buying another. This iron. I'm giving a time back. If anything, I think. Is it what you've thought about it, and that's all we can ask for it. If you think about what you're getting and going back to the gestures of giving, receiving, and we will discuss this a little bit more like Valentine's Day for me is just I forget about it.

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But I do remember with my with my missus now, when we were 16 Teenyboppers 16, 17, I remember buying her one of those little teddies holding a heart. Yeah. With horns. Yeah. Devil horns. Yeah. It said, my horny devil. Oh fucking hell. Why did I say you loved it as well? You thought this is like, oh, this is nailed it.

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I've nailed this. I've absolutely fucking. This is love. This. I'm gonna give you that Teddy. And then I'm going to tear up straight off. Over and over. What? Over the. Over. Yeah, I fell under. I, maybe 16, 17, I think I was on the. Yeah. So. You sure? So when you were sitting her up, it was underbite.

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How old are you? 17. 17? 18? Yeah. She 18. 17. Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm staring at the teddy saying thank you. Was are still over. Was still good though. When you as a teenager over there was fine. Yeah. Oh I was great. Yeah. Because. Oh you're still a mystery wasn't it. It's like yeah I can feel.

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But she's got a big jump run, so who knows what's going on. And I would like to go under that jumper bar one day. There's a bra there and we're not quite ready for that call. This is, that's, Yeah. This is tough. Remember the first bra? Oh, yeah. The way it felt. Yeah, yeah, it's very,

00:28:33:02 – 00:28:49:08
Rick, he has a tattoo. It's like the quick, cryptic back there. Was that when you're, like, 14? There was a time in my life, Rick, that I could open a bra with one hand. Really went down. Well, no.

00:28:49:10 – 00:29:10:09
I don't know how I felt like to come round to your ass, wear a bra, say thank you so they can do it. They do. They have to be okay. You turn up at my house with a bra on. I'll tell you. My knees. Bras. I can't, I don't think I could do it now, but there was a there was a period in my life where, I got quite good.

00:29:10:11 – 00:29:33:09
Yeah. That's good. It's good to have, skills. What? I, I in a in a kind of roundabout way, I know I put this question in this story. Do you believe in love at first sight? I absolutely do, I absolutely do, yeah. I, and I say that because it happened to me. I like to elaborate.

00:29:33:11 – 00:30:04:16
Yeah, right. So when I met my wife, Olivia, I met her at a festival, and I saw her cross. I was chatting up a mate. Really? I was cracking on with her mate. I think she's right. She's quite pretty. And then I looked up and Ollie's walking and she's looking at me and I'm looking at her. And metaphorically, I think I must have grabbed the girl's face.

00:30:04:18 – 00:30:31:01
I was talking to her. Yeah, pushed her away. I didn't do, like a rugby hand off. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But it was done. As soon as I saw Ollie. It was done. It was. It might have been that I was a fool to my girls with MDMA. That probably helped, but I did. I did felt like I needed to be with a every minute from that point.

00:30:31:03 – 00:30:52:20
And that sounds pretty much like love to me. Yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure, for sure. That's why I bought it. That's why I bought a the iron. I want her life to be as easy as possible, and I want iron clothes. And so that this this happened at a music festival. Do you say? Yeah. Lisbon. This, Okay.

00:30:52:20 – 00:31:11:09
Yeah, yeah. Can I just say about the iron? Can I just say, like. It wasn't a gift for a present. It was just the old iron died, and I bought a new one. And it just so happened to make things easier for her. But it wasn't her. Just before the ladies kill me, was it? Was it, one of those stamina?

00:31:11:09 – 00:31:39:14
Us? Yeah. We pressed the button that same size, so. Good night. I've been a fan of both my hands. I. I push this this. Thank you. Darling. Minutes is. That is incredible. Like, everyone should invest in a steam on like a sit on iron thing. Yeah, but. Yeah. So you're saving yourself time. Exactly. And, you're, When you proposed to Mrs..

00:31:39:14 – 00:32:10:04
Where was that? It was in the exact same spot that I met her. So for I proposed and then four years later, we went back to the same festival and sorry, we'd met four years later, I had planned to propose in the exact spot where we met. That was my. That was my big romantic moment. And it was we were going to do it in as that has the sort of sun, sun started to go down because that was roughly the time we met.

00:32:10:06 – 00:32:35:15
And but that was, that was like 8:00 at night. Rick. Because it's Lisbon. It's in the summer, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we had a lot of festival to do that day. And I was like, I know I've got to do this really thing up. And my brother came up to me and he went, Adam. He went, you've got to stop taking pills.

00:32:35:17 – 00:32:39:07
You're going to you're going to.

00:32:39:09 – 00:33:00:00
You're going to propose, like, oh, you got to stop taking pills because you're not gonna be able to do it. And I was like, I'm not going to stop taking pills. Get away. I'm definitely not going to stop. That's a terrible idea. Do you know how good these things feel, Adam? Marketing. Say, I can't wait to propose. Luckily, I've managed to keep it together.

00:33:00:00 – 00:33:20:00
And I did propose. Yeah. Four years later, after meeting up to the day. To the day. Come on, man, that's pretty good. He's. That is. That's love, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Come on. That is, that is very sweet. And I do love that story. And that's why I wanted you to lulling you into a trap to tell it.

00:33:20:00 – 00:33:45:15
Do you know that there is a video around? Someone might have it still. And my brothers knew that I was going to do it. And they were with their wives and girlfriends, respectively. And I'm there in the tent dance tent. And me and Ollie at the, the picnic bench, and they get down on one knee and and I propose they didn't give me a second.

00:33:45:15 – 00:34:02:12
They didn't give us a second to, to to just sort of process. Ollie doesn't know what the fuck's going on. I just got down on one knee, gave her my I gave her a, the ring and my brothers, it just burst out of the tent and then run in running at us. Got. And then just celebrating like Spurs.

00:34:02:12 – 00:34:22:19
It scored. It was like it was this mad celebration. Ollie's just like, what the fuck is going on? Like, I've been proposed and these people are jumping on me as like, yeah, it was mad. That is actually call it I love it. That was good. What? Like, now that you're. How long you've been married? For now.

00:34:22:19 – 00:34:46:18
Oh, sorry. How long have you been together? In total? So it'll be ten years. This, This July 10th? Yes. Married in it. Fuck. Ten. Jesus Christ, yeah. It doesn't feel like it. No, it doesn't at all. The time does. Really. That does march on then it that old time fucking doesn't. And how. Yeah it gone.

00:34:46:18 – 00:35:08:17
What just happened like ten years like, you know, some other thing like making people feel sick probably with like listen to it. But it doesn't feel like ten years. It feels like a lot less than I still like, you know, nothing's changed. So it still feels great. Yeah. I'm exactly the same. I, like, been with, my missus, like, 24 years and a lot.

00:35:08:18 – 00:35:34:23
Honestly, the joy that I feel when it's 3:30 in the afternoon, she gets home from work, that door opens and I say, yeah, I'm still as excited as genuinely when I was a fucking kid, mate. Every single time. Absolutely. Does she know that? I think I think there's something wrong with me. To be fair, I think I'm obsessed with, rather than in love or something like that.

00:35:35:00 – 00:35:55:24
It's like no human should have a hold over another human like this. It's. It's weird, but I just love. You know, I know this sounds wet, but when you find that person and you just love being in their company, and they make you laugh and smile and everything, it's one of those things that you just like. This season is beautiful, man.

00:35:55:24 – 00:36:21:08
She's amazing though. She is amazing. Yeah, she, Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. She is like with now you're coming into the ten years and not myself with 24 years. How what are your views on Valentine's Day? Will you be doing something for Valentine's? I'll get some flowers and, a card and that sort of stuff. It. Men don't get flowers stuff, do they?

00:36:21:08 – 00:36:45:24
Valentine's? No. Do you just do it for the woman, right? Yeah. I look, she's great. She's sort of down. She's quite down to earth, so I don't think she'll need ocean. I mean, to be full of an. Yeah. I mean, like, flowers and might get a red ironing board. Well, the set.

00:36:46:01 – 00:37:08:23
Is, You know. Yeah, it's. And so just to just do that, I wouldn't do anything. Anything more than that, really, with the kids are going to be around. It won't I maybe take her out for actually that she's working. So like I said, what will you do? Nothing, mate. As I said before, not nothing. Oh, I can't do you know what?

00:37:08:23 – 00:37:28:20
No, no. Never ever. What then? Ever. I buy a Valentine's card. What about. What about you? Could I have it? You could have it. And we. And we've been together like, 24 years. We've done all of the celebrating and this and that, dinner and that. And it's sure she thinks it's just a. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she would mention it.

00:37:28:20 – 00:37:49:02
Wouldn't she know? Oh yeah I know what she, she thinks I'll, it'd be nice if she got me some flowers. I'm going to, the I'm gonna check myself under the bus there now, I actually did I have, hopefully by the time this comes out, she doesn't listen. She won't anyway. But I actually did buy it.

00:37:49:05 – 00:38:15:03
Buy a Valentine's Day gift. Well, I was out having, some food with my mum yesterday, and I saw this, it's gonna sound a bit shit, but I know she'll love it. It's it's a it's a wooden paddle. Right? An inside the paddle. This three serving bowls. See how the paddle when you having social gatherings. Fill it up with crisps, olives, whatever.

00:38:15:03 – 00:38:33:03
You know what, the kind of picky stuff. And she's such a social person. She loves it when her family is here. I hate it when her family are here. I always say that because I love to play this grumpy dad family, but really, I love all my family and in-laws and and everyone. Yeah, but again, it's the detail.

00:38:33:03 – 00:38:56:10
Like, I know she's gonna love it. I know she's gonna it's it's pretty patterned balls. It's just that kind of gesture of when people are around and we can all get together and have even a little something to eat and stuff, and it doesn't need to be this elaborate kind of, hotel or spa weekend or fuckin all of that stuff.

00:38:56:12 – 00:39:20:14
That all that's all done now, man. Like, I really do feel like we as, as a couple know where we want to spend, time and money. So it doesn't really kind of bother me. That stuff. Yeah. I feel like we could. We just, you know, it could be on the sofa. Like, my favorite thing is to sit in on the sofa and and watch until you're watching a film or something.

00:39:20:14 – 00:39:55:06
That's. I'm a glass of one. I mean, yeah, yeah. I mean, I, like to go back on that thing, like Valentine's Day, and this is just for me, and, like, you're quite right, I don't know. Obviously, she feels just, like, way about me, about Valentine's Day. And I should fucking probably ask. You should ask you. But there is this massive pressure for people to show these public, displays of affection of spa break hotels or new clothes, new trainers, whatever it is.

00:39:55:06 – 00:40:21:11
And that's what you and your, you know, partner might do, and that's fine. But just that all the other lads out there, don't feel the pressure that you need to do that. And like, it's I find this a day of kind of that, that more leaning onto the commercial side of it really. What I would, what I would say to you is don't wait until one specific day out of 365 days.

00:40:21:11 – 00:40:45:24
That's to show your fucking love for your partner. You should be doing this and turning up every day, but there are chances and opportunities throughout the year. It may be June the 3rd. It might be fucking August the 9th, whatever it is. Not birthdays, not Valentine's Day, just to get some flowers. And why? Because you want to. Because you love it.

00:40:45:24 – 00:41:13:20
Because that connection that you have, you don't want to lose it. And it's just a nice gesture. It doesn't need to be this massive, expensive, the best perfume they send or whatever it might be. Just, you know, you should kind of just just show them. And it's the details, like flat saying and again, his wife wanted that fridge and he listened and and people are that for each other.

00:41:13:20 – 00:41:38:22
No. Yeah. You people has dug you out of being a misogynist. Whatever. But if that's what the person wanted and the iron and you got them and I had she wanted it and they're happy. That's that's what matters. Not in one's business, is it. No. Exactly. You've, you've you've put the time in, you've listened to what your partner was saying and you've gone out there and made things happen when it was meant to, when it arrived, it was crazy, right?

00:41:38:22 – 00:41:59:14
Because love. What the fuck is this? It come off this truck. She didn't know what was coming. This massive truck turns up. And how's your Christmas present? And she was like, what? And then he wills it off. It's the size, like, massive. This thing, she's like, what the fuck is that? And then she opens it up and it's a massive fridge and she's she buzzin still with me.

00:41:59:15 – 00:42:18:22
That is still with me. Yeah, exactly. So the fridge to work in is a. Yeah, it is a though. Yeah. There you go. Pain in the ass makes to be honest. Right. Yeah. You have to have like, plans like like I, they break and shit like that, but, Bloody hell. Yeah. What about this? Yeah. What? Write a call.

00:42:18:22 – 00:42:45:09
Oh, this is romantic. Write a card out and then write all of the bills you pay during the year. So. Electricity? Yeah. Gas. And then you're welcome. Slide that over to. That'll be. Yeah. She would enjoy that. She would be like I'm like this is amazing. Yeah. Or like an IOU one night with me. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. Oh she's.

00:42:45:09 – 00:43:10:23
Yeah. She's just like she demanded she's like the least demanding person ever. She's like, I'm not on that thing as well actually, while I'm like, on my pedestal here, I don't have the money. Can I do whatever I want? Like things like steak and blowjob day, like those things that we can do better than that. But it's just rubbish.

00:43:10:23 – 00:43:54:01
It's just like an expectancy I keep seeing, like these alpha male, toxic masculinity kind of content of fucking chalk women or women of gold diggers or women who cheat is, oh, you know, now I get it, man. People have had bad experiences in with their relationships and yeah, you've been hurt and burnt and stuff like that, but like torturing people with one brush, that broad strike and then trying to kind of get young, other people involved in that mindset of how to being women and stuff like that by that expectancy.

00:43:54:03 – 00:44:19:10
Like, it's just it's crazy. So if you listen to this and that is the way that you kind of think and feel, then just give you a head, a wobble, man. Like for information like that for in from Archer sites, they can blow up. They is it really come in. Right. Okay. We'll do a special podcast tomorrow. I'm vegetarian as well.

00:44:19:12 – 00:44:40:21
Okay. That's right. You just get a blowjob then. But, Yeah, the pressure's on that. It's just. It's mad. Before we, we jump into some, dilemmas and stuff like that. I know there's, the the. Have you heard of this thing called, is it Galentine's Day? No, never. You heard of that?

00:44:40:23 – 00:45:09:03
You've never heard of that? Yeah. So it's a day before where, the the ladies, they meet up and they celebrate sisterhood. As in, like, wine, music, nibbles and stuff like that. Valentines. The girls gals. Yeah. And it's not just for, not just for single people. It's just like to celebrate womanhood, I think. Which is. I thought it was quite nice just learning that about this.

00:45:09:05 – 00:45:33:10
Looking at Valentine's Day and then the the day after Valentine's, there's a World Singles awareness day. Oh, my God. Know it's madness. Yeah, but whoever you are, wherever you are, if you are single and you are, a little bit down that, you know, celebrating Valentine's Day with anyone. Valentine's day shit. Anyway. So it doesn't mean anything.

00:45:33:12 – 00:46:00:12
Yeah, it doesn't mean anything. And you will, you will find that person if you want to find that. And, with that, I am going to go onto the questions and dilemmas that I need to send in. We've got many we've got a few, actually, we've got a few. And I try to make it more around the relationship side because that's what we've been talking about.

00:46:00:14 – 00:46:29:15
So I will, with no further ado, I will I'll get on to it. What I will say is, we need some more topics. We have loads. People are sending questions. Bloody good questions. They want big. We want we want to answer the topics that people want right. What, what? So what's what's on the tip of their tongue that we can really sink our teeth into and, have a good chat about it.

00:46:29:17 – 00:47:05:01
And if you have a good topic, send it over to lads anon pod at gmail.com. That's lads. Anon pod at gmail.com. Right, let's get into the saucy stuff. I I don't know if you noticed that, but I did an insta story from the lads anonymous Instagram account. It was just it was just 115 or 30s. Where I was asking for people to send in their stories about Valentine's Day.

00:47:05:03 – 00:47:34:06
Okay. I didn't see that. Where it says you saw it. Say your line or Instagram is like what Instagram said. I'd seen it. Yeah, it said what it was it. Well, no, I'm just saying if you it would help if you it's it's it's seen. It doesn't matter. Where should I see it now anyway. No no no it was, it was just a call out to say if you've got any if you've got any Valentine's Day stories, dilemmas, send them over because we can change the topic.

00:47:34:08 – 00:48:01:21
And we had one lady who replied to that. It just said flowers and go down on her. That's all that needs to be said. All right. Okay. Just flowers. I will I'll how long you gonna, at the till to completion, one would imagine, but I did I did try and kind of play this over my head at how how this works out.

00:48:01:22 – 00:48:35:17
Like I give her the flowers and then just pull her pants down and just the. This is surprise. Actually. She's just standing up making tea. Just pull up to. I don't think I've ever I'm trying to think where I've ever had, a kind of a sexual experience where it's just been cunnilingus. And then that's good. It's, you know, I mean, it's not been like, I've, you know, I've had a child down, and now that's just done.

00:48:35:17 – 00:48:56:09
I'm walking away. So it's led to other things, you know? I mean, yeah, but is it, is that an all right. Maybe she the other things are not important. This. And then it's just that chowing down I don't know if it was if that was on if that was on the table of just a strict child down. I went up for that.

00:48:56:09 – 00:49:12:19
And then you go, she went up for it. Then that ends and you just got to waddle off to the toilet and have a quick tuck to get to the point. Yeah, exactly. I have an absolute steaming boner for the rest of the day. Anyone? Not just pass me in the queue in the shop, but it's been going to get fired off.

00:49:12:21 – 00:49:30:08
But yeah, that's I thought that was quite interesting. I don't think I've ever just, just that did that and then and then and then bounced. Yeah. This this is a good one. I say good, there's a little bit of a, there's going to be a sentence in a flap in which I'll try and hold you guys.

00:49:30:09 – 00:49:56:12
Okay. Because I just want to see what your reaction is. I'm 35 and after a string of failed relationships, I'm now with a bird who I absolutely adore for the way we could just talk vibe, how considerate she is and how much she clearly cares. On the one hand, I don't feel good enough as I earn far less than,

00:49:56:14 – 00:50:26:02
And I keep and I can't keep up financially. Not that it bothers her. Oh, on the other hand, good is she is for me. She's not very fit. What do I do? And brace her for a beautiful personality that she is and how happy she makes me. Oh, dark out now before I end up wanting to elsewhere and proper break her heart.

00:50:26:04 – 00:50:51:09
For her sake, you probably should leave. Yeah, I think because, yeah, you've identified. I mean, look, you it's a difficult one because one. But one part of me you go says, you know, you shouldn't be so shallow and you should clearly love her, and but you just don't find her attractive. But you then, you know, you see other things in her and I work at it.

00:50:51:12 – 00:51:16:06
But a supporting physical attraction is massively important. It is. It is important. It's not shallow to to want to be able to fancy your partner. But that's a shame though, because she's going to be really hurt. What regardless. Yeah. I mean, how attractive is. Well, I can't say how attractive is unattractive. Like, exactly how attractive is this woman?

00:51:16:08 – 00:51:47:08
What I mean is, is there no sexual chemistry? There must be. Oh, you with this? Yeah, I know not. But if you're just there and you're not really there, or if you're there and it's kind of like more of a mate thing. I don't know, but if, if, if you've for me, if you've written out the sentence before I start looking elsewhere, you're already you're already you're going to do this and you're you're going to hurt a and and she's not.

00:51:47:10 – 00:52:11:13
And either way she's going to be hurt. There's nothing you can do to save the situation. You should probably not let it got to this stage. Yeah. It's such a bloody shame though, because you're obviously such a shame. You're it's easy in a difficult situation as well because she. Cole, he loves her. He's like this is like the like on an intellectual level.

00:52:11:13 – 00:52:45:05
She's everything. But yeah but if the, if, if he already admits that he's going to, he's going to start looking elsewhere, then that's likely to happen. And she finds out you're going to fuck her up. But if you can find a way to end the relationship before anything that happens, that's probably the kindest thing. Or the other solution would be that.

00:52:45:07 – 00:53:10:16
Make sure she never finds out. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, if you're going to do that, but you don't. Oh man, it's hard. I don't like that advice, by the way. But these are things that these are like my own. You. Yeah. My only advice would be, make her break it off with you by putting the bed so it's all on you shit the bed and then.

00:53:10:19 – 00:53:30:09
Yeah. Shit the bed. It's all on you. She's like, I can't take that anymore. Keep shit in the bed. I said, yeah, just keep shit in the bed. Then she'll have to boot you and then you're out of that. The relationship. But yeah, it's a it's a tough one. It's a tough one. It's a couple of bits of those in that sentences in there.

00:53:30:09 – 00:54:05:18
I was a bit like, oh, this is a lovely this is a lovely love story. And then and then there's a bit of a twist at the end. The couple a couple of daggers for all of us listening I think. Yeah I g does you care about or you obviously care about. She doesn't deserve to be hurt. Don't her as or minimize the amount of hurt you're going to she's going to because you she'd she'd rather be told now that you don't see your future together than being forced to be confronted with being cheated on.

00:54:05:20 – 00:54:26:00
You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. So it's not my way, is there? No way they can, is it? Absolutely. No way that you can see. You can. She might. Is it. There are, there are there are relationships out there where you can you go can you just because you know. Is that right. That's not right. Is it like that.

00:54:26:02 – 00:54:48:21
No, that isn't where I was going. And it might, it might not. It might just be that she's but is like, you can't you can't go to the gym and improve your face. Yeah. What? Yeah, I just, I don't think, I will leave that one for you to decide. Yeah, I, I'm not giving you advice.

00:54:48:23 – 00:55:08:05
Not. Yeah. Just. Yes, I would say you just if you're not, if you're not feeling it and like in in relationships as well, people learn to love people, you know, I mean but I don't know if that's a relationship that I want. Like my, like if I was, if my missus, she turned round to me that I didn't find you attractive at all when we first got together.

00:55:08:05 – 00:55:28:18
It wasn't until, like nine months in that I kind of did fancy you a bit. I'd be crushed by that. Is that. Why did you get with me? But it was so. So if she'd gone to you now, Ricky. And gone. It was only after eight months. I started to sort of find you attractive. Yeah, I found you funny, but you were ugly all right.

00:55:28:20 – 00:55:58:04
Brilliant. Would that bother you now? She told you that now? No, I probably wouldn't actually. No no no, no. Not now. So where we go into one happy dilemma, what? One horrible dilemma. Welcome to another happy dilemma. All right. Called. Did I waste my fair? I once cheated on an extra in a night out. Only time I've ever been unfaithful with a girl that looked exactly like my partner at the time.

00:55:58:06 – 00:56:23:10
Is that less bad? I was obviously just missing my partner when she was out of town, obviously. And I feel I feel morally corrupt. Asking this bar, did I waste my affair? It was like instead of eating a mars bar, I ate the Audi equivalent and instead of going completely different with a Kinder Bueno akin to brownies, fuck you in your refund.

00:56:23:14 – 00:56:35:05
I guess. Yeah, you missed out on a bueno there. I it's a it's an easy one. I've gone five. You you you you answer this one.

00:56:35:07 – 00:56:59:02
Look, I'm going to preface this without the Y saying that there is not a single bone in my body that would lead me to or feel like I would ever want to have an affair, or even the thought of sleeping with someone else. I just like, if anything happened to Ollie and I was in this world, it's inconceivable world where I was single again.

00:56:59:04 – 00:57:18:12
The idea of starting dating and all that shit I'm like is a fact that I think I'll just stay single the rest of my life. Anyway, I guess there's a logic to where we're coming from in saying that if if you're going to cheat, then you'd cheat on someone who's different. But you obviously likes what he likes.

00:57:18:14 – 00:57:40:14
He likes that he's attracted to that. I mean, he obviously feels like he wasted his. What do you think it. I mean, first of all, don't cheat. It's a it's the first, first poker with that. Don't do that. Number. I love the fact the question isn't I can't believe I had an affair. Is I wasted my opportunity to waste.

00:57:40:14 – 00:58:02:23
Yeah, I know, like you do that one thing and you'll never do it again. And you're really sorry. No, I'm finds out on that. The the girl that looks at, I I've told you this before, but, I had a one morning. I think it was in the morning. I had a sexy dream. I had a sexy dream.

00:58:03:03 – 00:58:22:23
You never guess who is about. It was about my fucking missus when I had a sexy dream. What a wasted, sexy dream. Yeah, that is when the woman that I'm having sex with in my dream is lying next to me. Yeah, you can just have the sex. Just have the sex. But yet my brain is. I know what he likes.

00:58:23:03 – 00:58:46:01
Let's give him another one of these. He likes that. You like fucking wasted. I could have been anyone, anyone, anywhere. Fucking ridiculous, man. Someone gave my brain that morning. I've never, you know, I've never had. I've never got to a stage where I have a sexy dream. I always wake up, but, well, I like I wake my body, wakes me up, goes.

00:58:46:01 – 00:59:12:07
Nah, not having that. Well, let me, It will get me. I won't let me get route one on this. What? You've never had a wet dream? No. You've never had a wet dream? Never had a wet dream, have you? No, no, I you mean including stuffing in your pants? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally. Wake up. Not. You haven't had one as an adult, have you?

00:59:12:09 – 00:59:37:07
May I have I told you there is something wrong with you? I just wanted cheese all the time. They say few and far between. But if I get backed up for a few days, it's like. It's like we need to. We need to press the ejection button, and then we need to get these lads out. You. You is a 40 year old, 41 year old man.

00:59:37:09 – 00:59:57:02
I still have a wet dreams. I haven't had one for ages. I'd probably say we're talking about a year or something like that, but occasionally they do pop up. So you wait, you come to yourself. Yeah, yeah, just no propane and wet boxes and I'm like, oh no, you're.

00:59:57:04 – 01:00:18:09
That, you know, that only happens to teenage boys. It should only happen with teenage boys, I think. I think I still am a teenage boy. I've never had one, not even when I was a teenager. Never call it. Yeah. I can't believe you haven't had one. No. That's crazy. And when I was 12, often if I'm, if I'm having a dream and it's got to get to this point where it is like, something saucy is going to happen.

01:00:18:11 – 01:00:41:01
My bloody hell. Yeah. My, my body will just go wake up. Wake up. That's that's just delivery. Yeah. But we are not missing out on much anyway, if I'm being that you want to wake up at 3 a.m. in the morning. Yeah, with wet pants and the frothy knob, you are not missing out on anything. And then you've got to have this decision of, like, my wife's like, next level.

01:00:41:01 – 01:01:00:16
What? Like, what do I do? I can't do what do I have to get up and change boxer shorts now? Like, oh, like, see what I mean? Because I haven't a warm bed. I don't want to get out of it. What do I do to just lay here in my own wet box? You shows? I just wait until the water you get up and she goes, where are you going?

01:01:00:18 – 01:01:33:01
Okay. Comments I've just come in my pants. So yeah. What do you mean you've come down your pants? I've just. Companies come everywhere, the guns cut off for safety. I don't know what the safety of. It's gone off. Leave me alone. I've got to deal with this myself. Oh, Christ. Rick, I think I think on that note, we're going to be played out to the lad from Canada who sent us the remix of the part from last week.

01:01:33:03 – 01:02:01:04
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